The Led-Lit Nightmare: A Closer Look at Prime Day's Quirkiest Deals
Disappointing Offers on Amazon Prime Day 2024
Embrace the offbeat and prepare for a dash of shock as we delve into the weirdest offerings this Prime Day has to offer. From face-glowing masks to an icy tub for one, get ready to question your shopping choices.
While Prime Day has become just another sale day on the calendar, it's still worth considering if the deals are truly worth it. Amazon's prices may seem attractive, but keep in mind that items on the platform are often at a discount most of the time. Utilize tools like CamelCamelCamel or Keepa to compare current prices with historical ones and make an informed decision.
This year, many gadget manufacturers seem less enthusiastic about celebrating Amazon's fake holiday. Whether it's the Ember Travel Mug 2 or the 2nd-gen Apple AirPod Pro, you can find similar or better deals elsewhere. So, don't feel pressured to jump on every Prime Day deal.
However, if you're intrigued by the Meta Quest 3 or the rugged Apple Watch Ultra 2, these items might be worth considering. Just remember to weigh your options and compare prices across different retailers before making a purchase.
But let's dive into the truly peculiar Prime Day deals we've found this year:
Glow in the Menacing Dark: SDKWDH's LED Therapy Mask
SDKWDH's LED therapy mask may not be for everyone, but it's certainly intriguing for those with unique tastes. With its ability to illuminate your face in seven different colors, you may find yourself standing out at night—but for better or for worse. The added neck illuminator gives off "most dangerous prey" vibes that could either make or break your night.
In a Pickle: How Many Pickleballs Do You Need?
You might think you need 400 pickleballs. After all, they're available at a discounted price of $549. But let's be realistic: unless you have an incredibly ambitious pickleball rivalry going on, 400 pickleballs might be a tad excessive. Stick to the 3-pack, which usually goes for $10 and occasionally drops even lower.
Catan: The Board Game That Refuses to Let Go
Catan has been a staple board game for years, but its popularity may be waning. While it can be fun, it's not exactly groundbreaking—especially when compared to other games like Splendor, Concordia, or Space Base. Even Ticket to Ride offers a more engaging experience. Furthermore, the discounted Prime Day price is only slightly lower than what it's been in recent months.
Overpriced Marketing Gimmick: Expo Markers
Expo markers aren't inherently bad, but they're certainly not worth their MSRP of $30.42. With the 12-pack currently on sale for around $8, it's clear that the company is using inflated pricing to make the discount seem more appealing. Historically, these markers have regularly sold for around $18, making the current sale price merely average compared to their past prices.
The Ice Doo Dilemma: A Tub for One and the Quest for Ice
The IceDoo Recovery Pod may seem like a bargain at $100 for a stated 90% off, but after further inspection, it raises more questions than answers. Despite its capacity for one person, the pod is rather large, requiring you to scrunch up to fit inside. And while it collapses for easy transportation, lugging around an enormous block of ice on top of the pod becomes its own challenge.
The Brewing Coffee Waste: Keurig and Amazon-Brand Coffee Pods
Pod-based coffee machines like Keurigs are notorious for producing unnecessary waste. Not only do they create more plastic than necessary, but the "recyclable" K-Cups aren't as eco-friendly as they seem. If you're considering Amazon's own brand of coffee pods, think twice before contributing to the growing waste problem.
A Warning on DNA Data Harvesting: 23andMe
If you're not familiar with DNA data harvesting services like 23andMe, it's important to understand the potential risks. Last year, a hack exposed the data of 6.9 million customers, including genetic information. Services like 23andMe and Ancestry.com may offer intriguing insights into your genetic heritage, but they come at a cost—potential privacy violations. Make sure to prioritize the security of your genetic information above any sale offers.
Too Many Snacks for One Household
What's the point of buying several bags of Cheetos, Doritos, and SmartFood popcorn when you know you won't finish them? Unless you're planning a massive party or aiming to be the most wasteful house on your street during Halloween, you're better off avoiding these bulk snack deals.
The Senate's preliminary report has shed light on the hazardous working conditions that Amazon warehouse workers often face during Prime Day. The pressure to meet increased demand puts stress on staff, leading to longer and harder working hours. In 2019, Prime Day even resulted in a 45% injury rate among workers, according to the report. Amazon has refuted these claims, stating that they've reduced the incidence rate of minor injuries by 28% since 2019. But despite the controversy, it's worth considering whether supporting Prime Day is worth the potential risk to workers' wellbeing.
- The SDKWDH LED therapy mask, with its face-illuminating ability in seven colors and an added neck illuminator, may raise eyebrows due to its unique appearance, emitting "most dangerous prey" vibes.
- Despite the 400-pickleball deal on Prime Day, it's advisable to reconsider, as possessing such a large quantity could be considered excessive, especially for those not entrenched in an ambitious pickleball rivalry.
- While Catan has been a popular board game for years, its Prime Day discount doesn't necessarily make it a better choice than other games like Splendor, Concordia, or Space Base that offer more engaging experiences.
- Though marketed as a bargain, the IceDoo Recovery Pod, despite its 90% discount, raises questions about its practicality due to its size, transport challenges, and the requirement for a large block of ice.
